Did you just see the Batmobile???
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Your topless pictures make me question reality
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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