Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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