OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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