Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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