The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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