I think my vagina is haunted
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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