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(512): View more from Texas

Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?

(830): View more from Texas

its hotter. Way hotter.

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(208): View more from Idaho

you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.

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(213): View more from California

Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.

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(205): View more from Alabama

You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses

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(415): View more from California

I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down

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(260): View more from Indiana

Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.

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