Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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