dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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