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say what?
wanna hang out?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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