Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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