we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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