just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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