Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so explain again why im purple
no
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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