McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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