so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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