I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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