i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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