Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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