What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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