Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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