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(314): View more from Missouri

What did you even date her?

(214): View more from Texas

because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..

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(434): View more from Virginia

He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.

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