Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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