But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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