I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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