OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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