I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
no. you can't hotbox the world.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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