I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
