Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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