you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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