awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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