This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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