remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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