Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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