I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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