new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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