Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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