I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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