It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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