i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
