He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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