They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My ATM looks so different sober.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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