what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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