Define "chronic" masturbator.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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