Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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