Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I would fuck him just for his dog
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