The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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