so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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