I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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