I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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