How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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