D3 body, D1 cock
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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