he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Randomize