How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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