Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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