i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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