There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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