i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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