What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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