I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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