the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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