so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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