Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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