Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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